What is the medical term for"get lost?"

Hola everyone!( I had to ask Amanda how to say that:)
Well, you may be wondering why I am the one writing a post again. You see, I am writing this on behalf of my good friend Amanda. You see Amanda has a disease that many people wish they had, and unfortunately it has no cure. It is the disease of hotitis. Unfortunately, when you have this disease certain things happen in your life! A certain thing called men! Yeah, you see me, being her roommate, am at a point where I have to protect Amanda because this disease is starting to cause some problems. I am going to give you some true stories that will prove to you what I am saying. Trust me, these stories are true and may be disturbing to young children.
Rated-PG
Story#1
Me and Amanda are sitting in a hot tub, minding our own business.Let me repeat, minding our own business! We look up and there is this guy swimming towards us. Amanda being as nice as she is says hi. K, serioulsy people when someone says hi to you do you ask them if they ever plan on getting married? Do you tell them you plan on taking your future wife to New Zealand?Do you ask them if they want to go sit in the sauna together? Do you tell them that you are rich? No!! Only desperate people do that! This guy seriously asked Amanda all those things and more. I was just sitting there looking at him, and wondering if he planned on living long enough to get married. At the rate he was going, he wasn't going to see the next 2 minutes. After the sauna thing Amanda decided to go "diving"! Good thing she intervened, cause I was close to seeing how long he could hold his breath.
Story#2
Same pool, same day. Me and Amanda sitting there..once again...minding our own business. I heard this guy say"How you doing?" Now it wasn't said in a friendly way, it was more like a wanna be macho dude. I turned my head towards the noise, and realized the guy was talking to Amanda. Luckily, Amanda didn't hear him, but the poor guy thought he was being"shut down"!He looked at me as if I should feel sorry for him..when really I wanted to slap him. Who does that? Yeah you are sooo cool! I think Amanda feels bad, cause I told her afterwards. I think it was good for his ego. He needs to watch the movie Hitch, it would teach him a few things about how to pick up a girl. Maybe him and "sauna boy"should write a book about what not to do!
Well, that is all I have to say for now! This probably sounded like I was really harsh, or mean. Maybe I was, but you know what I am ok with that. The truth hurts, and lucky for them, I was in a good mood that day:) Keep in touch!